
You gotta see this to believe that there's a man behind this voice— not a young man, but a grown man. Little Ariel must be thrilled to have this biped take her song and run with it. He's impressive, but I wonder how his talent fares with the ladies.

They say that naughty visuals are hidden in many of the Disney films, but I have yet to find them. I can't say the same for this version of The Little Mermaid, in which Ariel openly sings of her dirrty wants, fantasies and STDs. Whoever rewrote this song has poor Walt Disney rolling over in his grave.